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Узнай имя мужа или жены [Mar. 5th, 2011|06:20 pm]
Dr. Bill Williams
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Absolut Opposes "Labeling" Of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Minorities With Their Vodka No [Aug. 16th, 2010|02:40 pm]
Dr. Bill Williams

tipsykitten
Absolut Vodka is introducing limited edition naked bottles that do not feature the Absolut label or logo to mark the launch of its latest campaign In An ABSOLUT World There Are No Labels, an initiative which challenges prejudice against LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) minorities.

Absolut wants to challenge labels and prejudice to make the world more diverse, vibrant and respectful. You will only find a discreet and easily removed sticker with the campaign manifesto on the bottle. This will encourage you to discard your labels and look beyond the obvious...


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For the love of GOD!! [Jun. 30th, 2005|04:08 am]
Dr. Bill Williams

obi_wan_kenobi
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

When did bots start spamming LiveJournal????

This shit is ridiculous

Someone needs to start moderating this community, seriously. It's being overtaken by bloody bots!

I'm going to be forced to remove it from my contacts if this problem is not quickly taken care of.

If you don't have time to spare I would gladly take care of this outrageous problem for you.
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Question [Jun. 4th, 2005|04:49 pm]
Dr. Bill Williams

lieyourtruth
I skipped last month's period.

Okay, let me make you the whole story. My last period was on April 7th, and my cycle usually lasts from 29-33 days. On April 26th, me and my boyfriend were getting pretty heated up, which resulted in direct contact from his penis with my chick down there. He didn't come, we're not even sure if he was on the pre-cum stage yet and it was rather quick. At first I was worried I might have been pregnant, because I had heard a lot of things about this. So on May 15th, I believe, I performed an urine pregnancy test. It turned out negative. Relief, yay. Still didn't get my period so the warning signals went off again, so I performed another pregnancy test again today. Still negative.

What is wrong then? If I'm not pregnant, does the cycle changes sometimes include skipping a period? When should I go to a doctor or a gynecologist? I would really appreciate help on this matter.
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(no subject) [May. 15th, 2005|05:38 pm]
Dr. Bill Williams

_crimsontruth_
Okay, so anal sex...Do you bleed the first time it happens? I know it's suppose to hurt really bad but is it normal to bleed? And what can you do to make it as comfortable as possible?
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Help my squirter only dribbles [Mar. 22nd, 2005|12:32 am]
Dr. Bill Williams
roadkill4512
Okay, Believe me I can hold my own in the bedroom, but I have just one concern. When I was 20 I literally could hit the celing with my come. But now I'm in my late 30's and instead of being a geyser it's more like a broken drinking fountain and just dribbles out. Besides that I'm totally satisfied( as well as my partners) with my performance. My question is this inevitable because of my age or could there be a blockage or mineral deficiency. Any exercises such as kegels to improve the velocity of exiting ejaculate
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(no subject) [Mar. 10th, 2005|07:20 pm]
Dr. Bill Williams

rockchick876
it may stupid, but to me its really not. so heres the thing::

i met my boyfriend last year, and i had a crush on him then, as he had one on me, but it just wasnt the time for us, so we eventually just stopped hanging out. he went out w/ a girl for over a year, and he never had sex w/ her. i fooled around w/ diff guys, yes ones that meant something to me and eventually lost my virginity. a little over two months ago him and i started hanging out again, then his girlfriend dumped him. him and i were then together pretty much every single day, and we've been "offially" going out for a month and a few days. now during this month all we've ever done was make out.. and im a bit of a sexual person.. def not a slut, but i, like a lot of others, enjoy sexual things. now im not asking him for sex.. he knows i want to have it eventually, i just would enjoy more than a kiss. how would i go about getting or giving that? do i talk to him about it? talk to his best friend who is also my best friend about it so he can talk to him? jsut make a move? what? im so lost here.. and soemthing else.. how long do u think i should wait before we finally have sex? now i really do care about him, i love that boy to death.. i wouldnt say that im IN love, but i do love him very much.. but i really wish i could have more than just that. really.. whats a girl to do?
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im not crazy [Feb. 10th, 2005|05:42 pm]
Dr. Bill Williams

notsoalone
[mood |chipperchipper]
[music |bite me]

okay heres my life story. I grew up a little fast first off. im almost forteen I have like three more months. but all my friends and half my school has had sex and Ive only made out and been fingerd.   and Yeah I've been told time and time again that Im really mature for my age. This summer I came reallly! close to having sex but I moved away (hardest thing for me to do ever) because I was on my period. yeah okay im wicked sketched out. okay ::breathes::  Ive been seriously sexually frustrated since then. like masterbating alot. and theres this guy. who I want to do really bad and he wants to do me. and we both like each other and both have amazing boddies. okay! .
question A: should I do him? B: how do I dont want to screw up and I just need the whole sex talk. that I never got because I dont get health class and my parents are dumb. okay please write back.
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Cant get Girlfriend off.... [Jan. 20th, 2005|10:40 pm]
Dr. Bill Williams
oar_fan
[mood |frustratedfrustrated]

Alright, here's the dilemma....


Ive been seeing this girl for about a month (she's my girlfriend now). Im 21 and she's 24. We've fooled around countless times, and have had sex twice. The first time, I had already cumm before the actual penetration, so we were actually having sex for well over an hour. She did not orgasm. Ive fingered her, spent a great deal of time on foreplay, went down on her, ever tried using a vibrator on her while I finger her. NO LUCK!!

She always manages to please me, and while she always screams and tells me how good it feels and not to stop while I am doing something sexual with her, I have yet to get her to the "Magic O." I feel VERY frustrated and somewhat crappy. I REALLY want to get her off! This is really bugging me!

Anyone have any tips (advice welcome from both of the sexes)? Any things I can try with her when we're alone in an attmpt to get her to orgasm? Ill try almost anything!


Thanks for the help!!!!!!!
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My poor menstrating penis. [Jan. 14th, 2005|05:24 pm]
Dr. Bill Williams

obi_wan_kenobi
[mood |thoughtfulthoughtful]
[music |Dance of the Fairy Godmother]

I masturbate frequently.
I've heard rumors and stories of masturbation causing severe ailments and blindness and death and missing nipples and such, but I never for a second thought it was anything but another spoof spawned by Pat Robertson. That was until I had my first ejaculating period. I was having such a good time, I was so turned on by the hemaphrodite in the porno I was watching. I must have spanked that tender monkey more times than I have sticky fingers to count. I began to take concern when small patches of skin began flaking from my precious boa sized cock. I thought that perhaps a little more KY would allievate the strange new problem. It just felt so... good, I barely noticed the spurt of red substance land on my prized autographed print of Pamela's ass cavity. I glanced down in satisfaction at my behemoth dick and a moment of parylizing horror ensued. It was one of those tragic moments, like watching your most idolized celebrity get her breasts ravished and eaten by a savalge horde of cannibals. No word from any mortal language can describe my anguish since that moment. Or maybe a glance of Rosanne O'Donnell playing with her lover in the shower and inserting a shampoo bottle in her rancid deformed bloodclotted pussy could just scratch the outer shell of my intense undescribable shock.
I couldn't believe it was mine. My precious. People worship it. My Penis. My own little Man. Only there's nothing little about Him. But He wasn't the same. In fact he looked like He just stepped out of the debris from the rubble at ground zero of the Chernobyl disaster. It was worse than the day that that bully in school forced me to toss his salad while my girlfriend blew him. *shivers* Puss, so much puss, like a puss factory, like a over-sucked nipple, like the time I conducted unlubricated anal sex. Sorry mom. And dad. And baby Amy. I miss you Micheal J. if you read this please answer one of my messages.
(back to what I was say...) Jessaca Alba was on top.... wait... Oh yeah, my penis... Well, it's bad. Really bad. REALLY REALLY BAD. And I'm scared. Really scared. That's also because Father Joseph is telling me my time is almost up and he isn't wearing anything. Help. Someone help me. Some super hero with really big muscles.... I mean titties come rescue me from this shameful demise. I have a date tomorrow and I really wanted to show her what a dirty sanchez was so hurry. I need a fix. A strap-on. Something. Oh and if you send it make sure it's more than 9 inches, I want her to be impressed. PAINFULLY IMPRESSED! I smoke cuban cigars. They taste delicious. I suck on them really good. I've been told I have unbelieavable potential when comes to smoking. I'm not sure what this means. But if you do please come let me know. I also like green people. Like Yoda. Is he even a person? I don't know what he is... but he's just SO DAMN.......!! O_o
I need help. Both emotional, psychological and physically (with this penis). So if you're young and you always wanted to star in porn, call me. Or better yet visit me. I think you can make everything better. Together we can do it. No strings attached. And you better take fucking birth control because I WILL NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT. Fucking hoes. I will hunt you down and kill your child. Or use him in one of my sacrificial offerings. To My Penis!
So if you know what's right for you, you will help me. No, not you Father Joseph! RAPE!!!!!! NO PLEASE USE THE KY THIS TIME!!!!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!! SO GOOOOD!!!!!!!
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